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Go ahead and fret about Brett Kavanaugh and Roe v. Wade and NATO and the trade war with China and Bob Mueller and the one-on-one with […]

Despite the worst fears of Alex Jones, who predicted the start (by Democrats!) of the Second Civil War on Wednesday, the 242nd birthday of the United […]

Carter Hart led the Western Hockey League this season in goals-against average, save percentage and shutouts on his way to a 31-6-4 record and a world […]

Modern life is awfully confusing. Are we living in the middle of a terrible TV show? Is this thing scripted? Performance art? Who’s running the […]

So Bill Bostic, a 49-year-old construction manager, was sitting with his 18-year-old son Josh at a stop sign at Croton and Warner roads in Upper […]

Students at St. Cornelius School in Chadds Ford got an extra-special gift on the momentous occasion of their graduation from the eighth grade this week: […]

Hey, never mind the team’s triumphant run to the playoffs, the deft defeat of the Miami Heat in the first round, that THIS DAMN CLOSE overtime […]

The United States Postal Service is an odd bird. It has a form of workplace terrorism named for it (“going postal”). It’s under attack by the president […]

So on Tuesday morning at 11:50, a man entered the Beneficial Bank in the Shoppes at La Salle in Logan and, according to this safety alert later issued […]

We don’t kid around when it comes to Super Bowl bets … so today, we make good on our wager with @phillyzoo & introduce you […]

Most people in Pennsylvania think the state should get rid of the state store system altogether. Mayor Jim Kenney disagrees. On Wednesday, at the Cannabis […]

Hey youse guys, hop right up here on this bandwagon, why don’t you? Yeah, yeah, we love Ben and Joel and Ersan and J.J., too. […]

God knows we’ve sweated over the years about paying our taxes. That’s why we felt such a shudder of schadenfreude on Tuesday when we heard […]

We don’t usually think of sports fans as ardent etymologists, but this week, in a Scrabble-worthy word dispute, they proved us wrong. At issue: whether […]

It’s been a helluva high for local sports fans lately, what with the Eagles trouncing the Patriots in the Super Bowl, the Sixers’ 13-game win […]