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How Michael Rubin, Meek Mill’s Billionaire Bestie, Got Woke

“Did you see what’s on his phone? That’s the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen.” Michael Rubin is wrestling with Joel Embiid in a losing […]

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WATCH: Joel Embiid’s Future Was (Briefly) in This Tiger Cub’s Jaws

For basketball players, an average NBA offseason might include grueling training sessions punctuated by long bouts of boredom. But Joel Embiid is no average NBA […]

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WATCH: Joel Embiid Chickens Out on a Water Slide

While unquestionably fearless on the hardwood, it would appear that 76ers star Joel Embiid isn’t much of a thrill-seeker off the court. On vacation with […]

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Philly’s Biggest Winners of 2017

President Donald Trump promised Americans that when he took office, they were “going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning.” Well, let’s […]

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The Sixers’ Future: Markelle Fultz, Ben Simmons & Joel Embiid

A few years ago, the Sixers marketing team got out ahead of the actual team, which created a bit of a problem for the win-thirsty […]

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The Best Thing That Happened This Week: The Late-Night Run of Joel Embiid

Listen, my children, and you’ll take heed Of the late-night run of Joel Embiid. ’Twas the second October in ’17— Hardly a fan alive had seen The Cameroonian […]

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VIDEO: Joel Embiid Spotted on Late-Night Rocky Run

With the season opener in Washington just about two weeks away, a Lyft driver cruising through Fitler Square spotted 76ers star Joel Embiid jogging through […]

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Dario Saric Is Even Creepier Than Joel Embiid in Balloon Animal Form

So the weirdest thing to happen in Philly so far this week was the discovery that some nut was looking to trade a “life sized” […]

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The Sixers Are Poised to Become NBA Villains

I’m ashamed to admit that I ever doubted the GOAT Joel Hans Embiid – a.k.a. New Barkley – but I totally did for a minute […]

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Sixers Fans Want to Pay Joel Embiid’s $10,000 Fine

While Joel Embiid isn’t exactly looking under the couch cushions for loose change to pay his recent $10,000 fine, Sixers fans still want to help our […]

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Joel Embiid Was Punking Kids at the Pat’s/Geno’s Courts

On the court, Joel Embiid is the Sixers’ prized big man of the future. Off it, he’s just their big kid – complete with his […]

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Two Sixers Named NBA Rookie of the Year Finalists

In truth, the NBA’s Rookie of the Year award is rather meaningless. It does not guarantee that its winner will enjoy a long and fruitful […]

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Sixers Get Third Pick in NBA Draft, Embiid Reignites Rivalry With Lakers

Sadly, the NBA Draft Lottery has devolved into somewhat of an annual holiday for Sixers fans – more specifically the rabid devotees of banished former […]

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Bad News for Sixers on Injury Front

Star Sixers center Joel Embiid is out indefinitely, the team announced today. Embiid, who suffered a knee injury in January and has a torn meniscus […]

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Joel Embiid Is Not An All-Star, And That’s Okay

Last night the NBA announced the 7 reserves for the Eastern Conference All-Star team. Joel Embiid was not one of them. Fellow Eastern Conference coaches […]