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Best Thing: Mail Service Is Gonna Stink!
Junk mail? More like skunk mail, amirite?
Best Thing This Week: La Salle’s New Campus Hero
How do you stop a bank robber? Go all Syrio Forel on him, naturally.
Best Thing: New England Admits Who the Real GOAT Is
Hint: He’s not married to Giselle.
Best Thing: Mayor Kenney’s State Store Stand
Let’s make buying marijuana as much of a pain in the ass as buying booze!
Best Thing: The Ben Simmons/Donovan Mitchell Word War
When is a rookie … not a rookie?
Best Thing: Philly Sports Crashes Back to Earth
The Eagles! The Sixers! ’Nova Nation! Uh … Gabe Kapler?
The Best: Jalen Brunson Is the AP Player of the Year
It’s been a week of hoops ups and downs, yo.
The Best Thing: Fight! Fight Behind the Gym!
So first Joe called Donny fat, and then Donny called Joe a crybaby, and then …
The Best Thing This Week: Art From the Heart
Philly’s Laura Silverman offers up “Portraits of Parkland.”
Best Thing: West Chester U’s Top Banana
They were judged to have the most, um, a-peeling campus tradition.
Best Thing: Brockton’s Mayor’s Lame-Ass Eagles Tribute
Boy, that Super Bowl loss must have really hurt.
How Alexa Ruined My Marriage
Amazon’s digital assistant is one bland, obsequious, creepy bitch.
Best Thing This Week: Reading Terminal Market’s Big Birthday
Happy quasquicentennial, yo!