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Longtime Penn writer John Shea crafts inspired stories by stringing together consecutive dictionary entries. Really.
Hingston: We have our own damned reason for not watching the games, thanks.
The Philly Zoo’s rejected cub found a new home—and a new mom.
A surprising defense from our notoriously anti-millennial boomer.
Hingston: Oh yeah, life goes on … long after the human race is gone …
65 fantastic novels, biographies, memoirs and more for your summer reading list. Because no one has time for a bad book.
This Is How We Do It
If you’re playing Scrabble at our house, you play the house rules.
Watch your back, Mural Arts; there’s a new wall baller in town.
Hingston: Is that a Roman candle or are you just happy to see me?
Hingston: An old head does a rookie a solid.
Aka the Philly World’s Fair that didn’t go well. At all.