I’m one of those annoying people who’s prone to complaining about this modern age—despite the fact that I’m in the Cult of Apple; despite the […]

You may not know this, but my nickname is Nostra-John-mus, due to my uncanny ability to predict the future. While the rest of you were […]

Sixers Come Back, Lose Anyway. Ah, the NBA is back for Philadelphia. Last night the Sixers turned the ball over 20 times to dig themselves […]

Happy Festivus to the 18-year-old girl that left her valuable instrument on a Megabus Tuesday night. The girl realized she had left the bus without […]

Willie Singletary, a Philadelphia Traffic Court judge, has been relieved of his duties after allegedly showing a picture of his penis to a female court […]

Atlantic City’s Taj Mahal has been given a green light to move forward with plans to add a strip club to the inside of the […]

  John Bolaris is a versatile weatherman. He hangs out with Lenny Dykstra, does well with the ladies, vacations on South Beach and argues with […]

Four masked gunmen robbed tollbooths on the Garden State Parkway early this morning. The four men pulled up to one of the tollbooths and one […]

Our bizarre fascination with bad holiday sweaters has had far-reaching, dangerous consequences. As we’ve focused our sartorial concentration on heinous knitwear, other holiday fashion offenders […]

“This is the way the world ends … Not with a bang but a whimper.” Does that famous quote aptly describe America’s future? Time will […]

We were driving to see the new Arthur Christmas (which is wonderful) when I heard it from the back seat: “Daddy, is Santa Claus real?” […]

The holidays have never been the same

From Lower Merion product Kobe Bryant’s alleged infidelities (fail) to the Eagles all but promising us a Super Bowl (let’s be honest: epic fail), Santa […]

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The holiday lowdown