Prince Harry To Visit Victims Of Hurricane Sandy

AP reports that Prince Harry—the naughtier, more-0ften naked brother—will visit New Jersey soon to tour areas hit hard by Hurricane Sandy. He’ll also raise money for veterans’ charities, as well as participate in a polo competition. The visit is in May, which means Jersey residents have more than a month to practice curtsying and making sure they don’t look Prince Harry directly in the eye, or else he’ll have their heads cut off. That’s how the monarchy works, right?