Apparently Philly Is Falling in Love on SEPTA


Wailing babies on the Quiet-Ride car, bus shootings, child abuse, and peeping toms taking upskirt shots—nothing says romance like SEPTA. Apparently, when SEPTA trains aren’t delayed or hitting pedestrians they’re providing ample space for the citizens of Philadelphia to find true love. SEPTA has started a campaign to tell the stories of couples who met on the rails and buses of Philadelphia. Okay, so, who’s going to produce the rom-com? Emma Stone can be an up-and-coming party planner who just moved to Rittenhouse after a big promotion and Justin Long owns a small coffee shop/concert venue in NoLibs. They meet when a college kid throws up on them on the Orange Line after a Phillies game. That script writes itself. You’re welcome, Hollywood. [SEPTAlovestories.org]