Bad Behavior
Bucks County Woman Cookie-Stealer Confesses All!
A 51-year-old woman says that last week, she and a male accomplice snuck into a Catholic church in Penndel to steal “coffee, Oreos and bulk […]
Is There a Tire-Slashing Epidemic in Graduate Hospital?
The tires of “nearly a dozen” residents were slashed last night on the 800 block of S. 18th street, horrified drivers discovered this morning. That […]
Tax Delinquent Charter Schools Owe $762K to School District
Part of the mayor’s strategy for funding the school district’s $300 million budget shortfall is increased delinquent tax collection, particularly on deadbeat property owners. Ironic, […]
Diane Sawyer Reports on Violence at Strawberry Mansion High School Tomorrow Night [Updated]
[Update 10:50 a.m.] ABC News tells us the air date has been moved to Thursday. It’s been a couple of weeks since ABC anchor Diane […]
More Details on the Alleged Penn Flasher, Who Has Now Been Arrested
Last week we brought you the news that a lecturer in Penn’s anthropology department was accused of exposing “his or her genitals in any public […]
Note to Teen Boys: Supermodels Don’t Want to Go to Prom With You
Is prom season over yet? Really, is it? Because I honestly don’t think I can bear to see one more faux-suave 17-year-old being alternately cool […]
Confession: I’ve Worn Racy T-Shirts at the KOP Mall!
Attention, Americans: From here on out, please keep any modest displays of rage, love, truth and/or solidarity within the confines of your own home. Those […]
Video: Man Repeatedly Slips and Falls Trying to Shoot Up a Philly Strip Club with an AK-47
I’m a little late to this, but I think I have a professional obligation to post the video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpkkHmRWkoM Summary: Police say a man was […]
Penn Lecturer Being Investigated for “Indecent Exposure”
OK. We don’t know who he/she is, or what he/she did. But we do know that police are investigating two alleged incidents that took place […]
iPad Wielding Phillies Fan Annoys Everyone* at Marlins Game
A tipster sent Deadspin a picture of a dude sitting obnoxiously behind the Marlins dugout in a Ryan Howard jersey during last night’s game, with […]
If You Fake A SEPTA Injury, Seth Williams Will Hunt You Down
Be on notice: If you try to make money by faking an injury on SEPTA, D.A. Seth Williams will hunt you down. The Pennsylvania Record […]
Philly Officer Arrested, Accused of Ripping Off Drug Dealers
6ABC reports that a Philly police officer has been arrested for ripping off drug dealers: Officer Jeffrey Walker, a 24 year veteran of the force […]
You Can’t Make Me Care About Benghazi
Last week was supposed to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week for President Obama. The IRS was doing something terrible. The Justice […]
Somebody Sending Creepy Threatening Texts to PGW Employees
On Wednesday, according to police, a Philadelphia Gas Works (PGW) employee received a text from an unknown number on his company cell phone telling him […]
Today in Craziness: Toronto Mayor Caught Up in Crack-Smoking Scandal
Last night Gawker published a story called, simply, “Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Smokes Crack.” The tale is pretty crazy–and Rob Ford, if you know anything […]