Like J. Alfred Prufrock in a social-media world, I have heard the mermaids tweeting, but I do not think they will tweet to me.

A celebrity fixer comes clean

Last night, I had a dream. But unlike MLK’s, mine wasn’t about forgiveness and civility. In it, the dignified and decorous First Lady of the […]

And Now, a Collection of Secondhand Stories About Pat Burrell’s Sex Life. A few months ago it was reported that former Phillie Pat Burrell was […]

Philadelphia may be the birth place of independence and America’s most sports-crazed city, but it’s not necessarily known for its advertising prowess. But, that’s all […]

Brian Goldman is a senior at Penn. Over the weekend, he was taking a cab to meet some friends when he was punched in the […]

A judge has again ruled that Cardinal Anthony Bevilacqua is competent to take the stand and that his previously tamed testimony in the Archdiocese of […]

In case you haven’t read anything that pertains to Philadelphia sports for the past few months, this is your friendly reminder that the Sixers are […]

Back in the day, Penn students were able to pick up their Tortilla Gold and Vladimir at a state store at 41st and Market. Since […]

Do you have $100 million lying around? Then you have a chance to be the proud new owner of two newspapers, a website, and bunch […]

The Philly-based auto parts chain is reportedly set to be sold to Gores Group for $15 a share. The Los Angeles-based Gores Group is set […]

We’ve all been there. It’s late. It’s raining. You need to hail a cab. So you go to the curb, extending your arm in the […]

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HUD and the LGBT community

In the latest bizarre design news, lifestyle guru Jonathan Adler has been tapped to design toilet paper covers for Cottonelle. Yes, you read that correctly. […]