At last we know what’s been troubling Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. According to yesterday’s announcement from the Mayo Clinic (which Jackson’s office didn’t sanction), he’s […]

Did you hear the news yesterday? That Jennifer Aniston is engaged? To Justin Theroux? I did and I could. not. believe. it. Here we are, in […]

Mitt Romney might have mistakenly introduced Paul Ryan as “the next president of the United States,” but I wish it hadn’t been a mistake. I […]

1998 Chinatown Decapitation. A man has been arrested in Canada for the 1998 decapitation of a Chinatown man. Authorities say that the suspect was arrested […]

Timaree Schmit, who has a PhD in human sexuality from Widener University, has a sexuality website and a podcast about sex. I own a basement. For this […]

Forget spin doctors and consultants. What CNN needs is an audiologist—stat. The once-proud news network of Ted Turner appears to be suffering from terminal tone […]

KEY % to college: Percentage of graduates attending a 2- or 4-year college SAT V/M/W: Average scores in SAT verbal, math and writing exams Proficiency Avg.: Percentage of […]

Thanks to Reddit, the world now knows that the most adorable letter ever written was sent by a 5-year-old Harleysville girl. The little girl sent […]

The Archdiocese of Philadelphia has confirmed that—in addition to the Archbishops’ residence in Lower Merion—it intends to sell-off its properties in Center City, Bucks County, […]

Police have apprehended a gunman who reportedly opened fire near Texas A&M’s campus in College Station, Texas. At least six people were injured, including police […]

Paul Ryan—the Congressman from Wisconsin who has been named as the VP on Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney’s ticket—is all buddy-buddy with Congressman Jim Gerlach, […]

A woman in Upper Darby reportedly waltzed into a church on West Chester Pike and swiped the purse of a woman who left her pew […]

Hey! Here’s that video of a cardboard cutout of former Phillie Hunter Pence peddling hoagie rolls at Philadelphia landmarks set to irritating house music with […]

Phelps to Star on Bryn Mawr Golf Show. Michael Phelps has a lot of time on his hands now that he’s done swimming faster than […]

Yum. Ocean City had to close a stretch of beach on Monday due to “localized sewage leak.” Swimmers aren’t allowed to use the beach between […]