The Best Thing That Happened This Week
Cosby’s blamed for lots o’ sin.
Missing planes fall back to earth
Sixers are a bag of poop.
Where we are, the Google sees us,
Bucks young folk behaving badly;
Shane Montgomery left us, sadly;
Katz plane crashes. Penn frat boys
Take photos with blow-up toys,
Ready for your selfies, all?
Swiss Cheese Pervert, is that you?
Lynne Abraham — isn’t she dead?
Sheridans murder plot?
Kathy Kane’s worse off than you.
That’s it for another year —
It can just go up from here.