The Best Thing That Happened This Week
Cosby’s blamed for lots o’ sin.
Eric Frein, Sony hack,
Missing planes fall back to earth
Sixers are a bag of poop.
Philly Jesus, gluten-free us,
Where we are, the Google sees us,
Bucks young folk behaving badly;
Shane Montgomery left us, sadly;
Katz plane crashes. Penn frat boys
Take photos with blow-up toys,
It snows and snows and snows and snows!
Porny judges, Penn State bowl—
Ready for your selfies, all?
Swiss Cheese Pervert, is that you?
Main Line druggies! Gays can wed!
Lynne Abraham — isn’t she dead?
Sheridans murder plot?
Gargano’s gone but Eskin’s not.
Kathy Kane’s worse off than you.
That’s it for another year —
It can just go up from here.