IKEA Apologizes for Using BILLY Clubs on PRYSYN LÅBÖRERS

Apparently the Swedo-Dutch DIY retail giant has tortured more than just its customers. The company is apologizing today after a report that some of its suppliers in the former East Germany forced political prisoners to manufacture its unpronounceably named furniture slices. However, the chain continues to deny more serious allegations that the prisoners were forced to subsist solely on leftover meatballs from its 300 cafes. [HuffPo]