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How Alexa Ruined My Marriage
Amazon’s digital assistant is one bland, obsequious, creepy bitch.
Best Thing This Week: Reading Terminal Market’s Big Birthday
Happy quasquicentennial, yo!
Best Thing: Whatever Happens in the Super Bowl
No matter the score, Philly’s coming out a winner.
Patriots, My Ass: Philly vs. Boston Through the Ages
Two places, two teams, two long, rich histories. Well, one long, rich history, anyway.
How a Stupid Latex Dog Mask Saved the Eagles Season
Chris Long came from out of nowhere with something that Eagles fans — and the city — could latch onto.
Best Thing: The State Supreme Court’s Map Slap
Gerrymandered? Who, us?!?
Freaks and Geeks
What’s “normal”? And is it something we should all aspire to be?
Best Thing: Who Let the Dog Out?
A mascot attended a Moravian College hoops game. Mayhem ensued.
Best Thing: Mike Trout Got Bomb-Cycloned by His New Wife
The South Jersey baseball star got a little too enthused about … winter?!?
Best Thing: Stormy Makes a Break For It
We know, Stormy, we know. We feel exactly the same way.
Best Thing This Week: Mike Buckmire’s Big Shot
The walk-on for the number one team in the country — a Germantown Friends alum — comes through.
Best Thing: Scrapple Fries!
Oh, Philly, how could this have taken so long?!?