Patrick Rapa

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Also: A pink snake, a baby squirrel, duck, and completely different pink snake that plays the guitar.

Tens of thousands of protestors — and references to Gritty, Rocky, and Steven Singer — gathered on the Parkway, joining a day of nationwide anti-Trump rallies.

About 25 buses are burning at the Midvale depot in Nicetown.

Philly’s largest labor union is posting photos of garbage piled up during the 1986 strike as a not-so-subtle warning.

“I just didn’t seem like a person.”

The Eagles star popped in for a quick Q&A at a wealth seminar that promises “kingdom impact.”

The Philly-based author talks about the adaptation of his hit novel, the true terror of teaching, and how Clive Barker saved his career.

Go Phils! We check in on projections around the league for Opening Day.

It sounds like a cool idea. It also sounds a little bit horny.

Plus: National Cheesesteak Day, zombie Rite Aids, and Trump takes in some wrestling.

Several Philadelphians — some true blue, some “honorary” — are aiming to take home some Grammys this weekend.

The report states that “the admissible evidence would be sufficient to obtain and sustain a conviction” against Trump, but it’s all moot.

And now his employer is investigating the situation.

Cook. Borrow a guitar. Get married. The choice is yours.

Plus: Local authors share their library loves.