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The Onion finds a silver lining in the uproar over Andrew Bynum’s knee injury: The misery of Philly fans. In a satirical piece posted this […]
Hostess and Bakers Union Ordered to Take a 24-Hour Twinkie Break. A U.S. Bankruptcy Court judge yesterday scolded the foodstuff feuders for skipping a major […]
If the Sixers’ season were an episode of The Flintstones, it would make perfect sense that hobbled center Andrew Bynum would have been out bowling […]
Hey, remember last summer when the Sixers traded for Andrew Bynum and everyone was super-excited about getting one of the best centers in the NBA, […]
If only the 76ers could score as often as their owner! Marc Leder, the Sixers co-owner who hosted the private fund-raiser where Mitt Romney made […]
Earlier this week, the Sixers introduced the world to “Big Bella”—the world’s largest T-shirt cannon that looks like Stanley Ipkiss’ arsenal in The Mask. It […]
South Philly was the place to be on Wednesday night. A pretty singer with killer pipes belted out the national anthem. An inspirational video and […]
Andrew Iguodala was a Philadelphia Sixer for eight seasons. The team traded him to Denver while Iggy was overseas competing for Olympic gold this summer. […]
Sir Charles Barkley—former Sixer, terrible golfer, karaoke enthusiast—is a spokesman for Weight Watchers. In a new commercial for the weight loss method, Barkley helps explain […]
So where do you stand on this year’s Eagles? The squad is as talented as any that I’ve ever seen. If you go down the […]
Andrew Bynum—the Sixers savior acquired when the team dealt Andre Iguodala to Denver over the summer—will miss three weeks of action. The Sixers decided to […]
Philadelphia Sixer Evan Turner made his way out to Emmaus, Pennsylvania on Wednesday for an “internship” at Men’s Health where we’re sure he fetched coffee […]
Tony DiLeo—the recently-promoted general manager of the 10, 9, 8, 76ers—says he plans to hire an analytics person for the team’s front office to evaluate […]
Nobody wanted to be the GM of the Sixers. The team reportedly tried to lure Masai Ujiri away from the Nuggets. They tried to grab […]
Marc Leder—the co-CEO of Sun Capital Partners and co-owner of the Sixers—has recently made headlines for hosting the party at which Mitt Romney made his […]