An Urban Visitation Permit for the City of Philadelphia

Reddit member modus has a co-worker who’s afraid to come into the city, an attitude Philadelphia residents often find either hard to believe or somewhat offensive. So modus told him he needed to apply for a permit and gave him the above–as well as a warning to their boss to stop the co-worker if he tried to use the fax machine.

My co-worker is afraid to visit the big city, so I told him he needed to apply for a permit. [PDF] [r/philadelphia]