Start First Friday-ing a few days early.

The Phillies, as I wrote last week, are among the most inefficient spenders in the league. Last year especially, they spent a lot and didn’t […]

When you’re dealing with forced yuks about Joe Sestak’s musical preferences, the bar for April Fools’ Day jokes is low. All the more reason, then, […]

The Philly-born rapper takes on bullying.

Philly marathon registration begins today. And you better hurry because…actually you don’t really need to hurry at all. The race is being held November 17th, […]

The NFL’s homosexuality wars are heating up! Suiting up for the pro-camp: Chrisssss Kluwe and Bran-don Ayanbadejo. And for the anti-gay marriage team: The still uncomfortable […]

Andrew Bynum isn’t coming back this year. Nor are the Sixers making the playoffs. There’s nothing left to play for except the draft lottery, and […]

The Philly Eagles linebacker says gay is OK.

For the seventh time in the past month-and-a-half, (seventh time) a 27-story high-rise dormitory Morgan Hall has caught on fire. All seven fires have been […]

Pat Toomey declared his intention of running against Tom Corbett, Tom Corbett announced he was privatizing his own mouth, and Joe Sestak won tickets to […]

On February 9, the New York Times’s Trip Gabriel wrote an amusing account of Pennsylvania’s Sheetz vs. Wawa rivalry, delighting readers near and far. So […]

Opening day has finally arrived! And a poll of expert team previews reveals that nearly everyone in the wide world of baseball prognostication thinks the […]

Like most of the rest of the women in America, I read the recent New York magazine essay on “The Retro Wife” with my mouth […]

Kathy Griffin remarries gay couple and more!

Did you know that “Everyone masturbates?” Well, thanks to flyers promoting Penn’s first-ever “Sex Week,” now you do. Modeled after Yale’s controversial version, the program […]