Philly Police Solve Mystery of Super Bowl XXXIX

New Tom Brady sketch reveals why the Eagles lost.

You may have seen all the hullabaloo about the really awful Tom Brady courtroom sketch that emerged from the quarterback’s challenge to his suspension in the “Deflategate” case. But the weird art apparently helped Philadelphia Police solve one mystery — why the Eagles lost Super Bowl XXXIX:

Well, after a 10-plus year investigation, it has finally been determined why our beloved Philadelphia Eagles lost…

Posted by Philadelphia Police Department on Thursday, August 13, 2015

The social media folks at the Philadelphia Police Department are … weird.