Graham Spanier Seen Chilling Out Courtside at PSU-Nebraska

Slovakia, it ain’t. But Graham Spanier nonetheless lived it up a bit this weekend, after he was invited by an unnamed benefactor to the Penn State-Nebraska basketball game. Spanier’s options for excitement are limited these days: He can’t leave the country and can only leave the state if he gives five days notice. (Hell, he’s having trouble hanging out in his own elevator.) Spanier, who continues to bring a pox upon the House of Nittany, didn’t do any favors for the team, which lost 68-64. [Daily Collegian]