A Snowy, Freezing, Miserable Winter Is on Its Way

Accu-Weather’s winter outlook for the upcoming season is depressing. This winter is supposed to be, on average, six degrees colder than last year. Additionally, you should expect at least six-times as much snow as last winter. Philly is expected to have seven or more days with more than an inch of snowfall. If this is turning out to be true, we should all make our way to the new FedNuts, gorge ourselves on Maple Bacon donuts and fried chicken, slip into a deep hibernation, and wake up in time to see the Phillies open the 2013 season. Someone let us know how much we end up paying Michael Bourn. [Inquirer]