Fall Travel Guide: Custom Weekends

Leave the Kid at Home and Make Like You’re Newlyweds: Woodstock, NY

Feel All “Home on the Range” (at Somebody Else’s Home): Butler County, PA

Dig Out the Bermudas and Croquet Mallets: Hot Springs, VA

Try the Mud Wraps and Mysticism: Sedona, AZ

Pose as a New Yorker at Your Country House: Washington, CT

I Need a Beach Butler: Ocho Rios, Jamaica

Pretend You’re in Napa, Eating at the French Laundry: Hanover, PA

Live Like the Blue Bloods: Nantucket, MA

Indulge Your Water Sign: Paradise Island, Bahamas

Amish? What Amish? We’re Here for the Fine Art and Lava Lamps: Lancaster, PA

Spend Some Quality Time "Together": Chesapeake Bay, MD

Embrace the Chaise: Weston, FL

Never Leave Your "Room": Jade Mountain, St. Lucia

Wash Those Men Right Out of Your Hair: Doylestown, PA

Bring Screaming Infant to Fancy B&B With Impunity: Spring Lake, NJ

Squeeze One More Weekend Out of Summer: Beach Haven, Long Beach Island, NJ

Whip Le Ass Into Shape: Montreal, Quebec

Impress Your Wine-Snob Friends Who Think They Know Every New Appellation: Nova Scotia