How Things Work in Philly, Distilled into Two Sentences

Sometimes, in Philly, when you put together strip clubs, tow trucks, beer distributors with names like Chappy’s Beer, Butts and Bets, shady ex-cops and the fabulous Department of Licenses & Inspections, you get a visit from the FBI. And it often sounds so very familiar!

Three Philly Restaurant Industry Tales of Woe, Distilled into One Sentence [Foobooz]