A John Whittier School fifth-grader has been suspended for bringing a pellet gun to school and shooting another student in the leg. Authorities originally reported […]

That headline is not the result of a messed up MadLib. As screwed up as it sounds, it’s the story of Robert Franz. Franz is […]

Today, a lot of people are saying that the Oscars are racist. Last night Billy Crystal hosted the Oscars for the ninth time. If you […]

Jan Berenstain passed away Friday after suffering a stroke. She was a Philadelphia native and co-creator of The Berenstain Bears children’s books. Berenstain had been working […]

A shooting at a high school outside of Cleveland has left one student dead and four others wounded. A juvenile student at Chardon High School […]

Last night’s Oscars rounded up the usual bevy of stars, all ridiculously primped, polished and styled within an inch of their lives. It was a […]

Raul Ibanez—the latest hired muscle to sign up to play home games in The Bronx—has informed the public that he’s officially gotten over the 2009 […]

There’s a labor war brewing at Temple University. No, it’s not the teachers. And it’s not the students. And it’s not the nurses at the […]

Dan Gross of the Daily News is reporting that sources have said that Mayor Nutter was caught on video spanking a blonde woman named Andrea […]

When lesbians allegedly attack a gay man

Cue the Sylvester playlist

Last week, as Ryan Howard ran straight ahead, fielded lightly hit grounders and took batting practice, Phillies fans envisioned the first baseman’s early return to […]

Sometimes I fantasize about going to live in Rick Santorum’s house. In this fantasy, I move into the Santorum home uninvited_and with assurances that I’m […]

On life, gardening and his book

Last night when we turned our TVs to the Oscar telecast it felt like we were transported back 15 years. Since Billy Crystal last hosted […]