Outrage Meter for the Week Ending November 22nd

Here's what had Philadelphians upset.

96% of this week’s outrage was caused by the Bill Cosby mess, with the outrage divided between people who were outraged at Whoopi Goldberg, people who were outraged that we’re still writing about this, people who were outraged at Don Lemon for being a, er, prick, and, you know, people outraged at the alleged assaults.

The remaining 4% of outrage was divided as follows: 2% was dedicated to the arrest of Philly Jesus, a guy that I, for one, really hope we stop hearing about by the time 2015 rolls along, while the other 2% went to the existence of a Barbie with acne and stretch marks.