Who Wants to Be Jerry Sandusky for Halloween?

Ah, Halloween. An opportunity for dads in the ‘burbs to turn their lawns into scenes from a Rob Zombie film, for children to eat themselves into sugar comas, and for college students to offend the world with their inappropriate costumes. With your ketchup-stained scorpion jacket in storage and fall at our doorstep, you might be looking for ideas to look hip this October 31st. If jokes about the sexual abuse of children are your thing, pop on over to creepycoachcostume.com where you can pick up your very own Jerry Sandusky-themed getup. Also, people suck. [Onward State]