Temple Wins!
Well, Penn State, you'll always have football
The Scoop has it on good authority—translation: some guy he knows put it on Facebook, so it’s gotta be true, right?—that Penn State brought in Joe Paterno to pump up the basketball team before today’s first-round NCAA game. This is probably because JoePa knows more about hoops than current head coach Ed DeChellis, as evidenced by Temple’s victory.
