Simon van Zuylen-Wood

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For the first time in 30 years.

Actual photo evidence below.

Um, don’t you know who comes to Wendy’s in Philadelphia?

Featuring Susan Boyle!

“Four snores and seven yawns ago…”

Also: Shady steals Redskins flag.

Ready for unapproved drugs from abroad.

Where does Philly rank overall?

Brawl started inside the Mixed Plate.

Berks County native will make you feel terrible about yourself.

Changed his mind on the day the news broke, apparently.

Hey, the Birds need all the karma they can get.

Northeast Philly couple are going to jail.

…For a few weeks, at least.

John and Daryl, meet Kanye and T.I.