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What a sissy!
Welcome, overlords!
“We got the motherf***er”
Soda can’t kill you if Jesus comes back first
Thanks, Twitter!
Now trending on Twitter
What a relief!
Don’t lie about our rolls!
Allen Iverson is not retiring (maybe)
Sure sounds like it
Could be Larry Platt
Tastykake bailout?
… is in West Chester?
Fifth and Thompson goes Venetian
Is it the work of the Strangler?
