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Tomorrow, starting around 10 a.m., it’s going to start snowing again. Around 8 p.m. according to Weather.com, that’ll let up and morph into freezing rain. […]

Even now, it’s tough to know what to make of John Bolaris. He clearly wants our attention—why else take a Philly.com gig and make jokes […]

John Bolaris is doing John Bolaris, finding a way to be relevant during a major storm by live-chatting at Philly.com.  And as is often the case—remember […]

Yesterday’s nobody-saw-this-coming snowstorm totaled 8.6 inches yesterday in Philadelphia, according to the National Weather Service. That’s more than anybody expected, but according to Philly.com weatherzombie […]

Remember back in April when John Bolaris said he was leaving town for a New York gig? Yeah, nevermind. At this hour, instead, he’s got […]

Spurred on by some cryptic tweets, I recently spoke with John Bolaris, who’s got some good news for fans of predictable weather forecasts and unpredictable […]

Every time John Bolaris decides to poke his skull-capped head into the pages of the Metro, it’s a special little treat. Well today’s treat has […]

There are a few things you can count on these days — taxes, talk of whether Donovan McNabb puked in the Super Bowl, and John […]

Former meteorologist and feud enthusiast John Bolaris, who may or may not be decamping for New York City, has gotten into another instant-classic spat. This […]

On Saturday, thousands of people turned out at Camden’s Susquehanna Bank Center for the seventh annual MMRBQ, radio station WMMR’s celebration of rock-and-roll, beer…and beer. […]

I will not miss John Bolaris. Scratch that. I don’t know John Bolaris, don’t need to know him, and he might be a really swell […]

We won’t have John Bolaris to kick around anymore. The former TV weatherman, who has had a rather difficult time here in Philadelphia for the […]

Even he understands the deep, troubling irony surrounding this development. John Bolaris–freelance, pro-bono, weather-tweeter–not only has a failed marriage and a serial dating history, but […]

The Russian mobster who started this all, who masterminded the plot that sent freelance weather tweeter John Bolaris on his fateful, fascinating spiral to ignominy […]

To us, he was a fallen hero. To them, he was “Victim 88.” John Bolaris, who celebrated the news by emailing philly.com “Bad Guys Go […]