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2013 is starting to seem like a very long time ag0—remember when we were debating how much credit Mayor Nutter might deserve for the year’s […]

UPDATE: Swiss Cheese Pervert suspect Chris Pagano has been arrested. For the complete story, go here. ORIGINAL: When I showed up at Chris Pagano’s Norristown […]

CBS reports that Arthur David Goldman has been charged with smuggling high-end wines and selling them out of his home.

6ABC reports: “A Northeast Philadelphia Wawa store was robbed on Monday morning, the fifth robbery since last fall – and investigators believe the same man […]

UPDATE: Swiss Cheese Pervert suspect Chris Pagano has been arrested. For the complete story, go here. ORIGINAL: On Friday afternoon, I broke the news that […]

UPDATE: Swiss Cheese Pervert suspect Chris Pagano has been arrested. For the complete story, go here. ORIGINAL: Have you seen this man? Fat white dude. […]

Perhaps the only good to come out of these freezing days is that burglars feel it too. That’s what police superintendent Michael J. McGrath surmises […]

The Intelligencer reports:  Charges against former television personality Don Tollefson will likely be filed before the end of January, a Bucks County prosecutor confirmed Thursday. […]

As far as I know, Mumia Abu-Jamal is guilty, guilty, guilty of gunning down a Philly cop in cold blood back in 1981. The system […]

According to a 2013 report by the ACLU, blacks are almost four times more likely than whites to be arrested for marijuana possession. It’s a […]

Newsworks reports that Philadelphia mass transit riders can now call #1776 from mobile phones if “to report suspicious activity on the transit system.”

Remember Kai the Homeless Hitchhiker and Viral Internet Sensation Who Allegedly Killed a Guy in Jersey and Then Tried to Escape from the Greyhound Station […]

[Update: 12:27 pm] KYW reports LaRose has received a 10-year sentence. [Original] CBS Philly reports that the 50-year-old Pennsburg woman known as “Jihad Jane” will […]

Shortly after I finished writing about gun control for the January issue of Philly Mag, the American Psychological Association issued a report on the causes […]

Over on Twitter, journalist Patrick Kerkstra asks a really good question: Is it just me, or is plummeting homicide rate not getting the attn it […]