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Ryan Dunn—of Jackass fame—died in a drunk driving accident in Chester County over the summer. Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, and the rest of the usual […]

The New York Times has reported that American Media Inc., which publishes such formidable journalistic bastions as the National Enquirer and Star, is adding to […]

The average age of a Jeopardy! viewer is 65. Only old people vote. It follows that the commercial breaks on Jeopardy! the last few weeks […]

Paterno Issues Statement in Wake of Charges Against Sandusky. Penn State’s former defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky has been indicted on charges of sexually abusing eight […]

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Kate Gosselin—mother of eight and noted reality television star person—has a new job clipping coupons and blogging about it. […]

Earlier today Joey Buttafuoco went on the Howard Stern Show and said that celebudad, and frequent guest at Tampa-area correctional facilities, Michael Lohan was forced […]

Ever since reading this post on the Melrose Diner, I’ve been humming the jingle non-stop. I’ve only eaten at the Melrose a handful of times, […]

There are times when my immense nerditude even surprises me. This is no small feat, considering I can quote whole scenes — and do, frequently […]

When it comes to watching TV, it’s less a sign of my own good taste than a function of limited time that I’ve never really […]

The facts: Just two seasons. Ten (!) albums. More than 300 songs on iTunes. More singles on the Billboard Hot 100 than The Beatles, Michael […]

If you’ve ever watched the nonstop parade of narcissism and insensitivity that makes up any episode of the Real Housewives franchise, you’ve no doubt slapped […]

News item: Ex-JetBlue flight attendant Steven “Take This Job and Shove It” Slater has been offered his own reality show. Work it, flyboy. Although it […]