Property’s Morning Obsession: Another Real Estate Rap Video, Because God Help Us, There Is Another One

This is not only a real estate rap video, but a R.A.P. video because it comes courtesy of Rafael A. Perez from San Diego. Clearly deriving inspiration from Virginia, Perez writes: “I’ve been told my business videos are ‘so serious’ so I changed it up.” Somewhere around 2:00 he also changes up the rhyme scheme, as in, he is rhyming, and then he stops.

But until then, it’s pretty good, providing information about San Diego as a tourist market (“even killer whales are nice and playful”) and the housing recovery. He seems a little uncomfortable with the whole project but also like a good guy. We imagine there was a young cousin in the background coaching him and making him want to cry.