Try the “Comcast Name Generator”
Sometimes, you just have to have a laugh at all the bad news Comcast can generate.
Well, maybe Comcast doesn’t. But lots of other people will. And after several examples in recent weeks of Comcast customers getting bills that gave them insulting nicknames — like “Asshole Brown” and “SuperBitch Bauer” — well, The Verge decided to have some fun.
Behold: The Verge’s Comcast Name Generator. Have fun kids.