Yesterday, President Obama, flanked by beaming parents, signed a series of initiatives that will, at long last, start to push the boulder that is gun […]

Wanna hear a joke? Two schlubby middle-aged lesbian guys walk into a bar. “Boy, I’m fat and bald,” says the first one. “Boy, I’m lonely […]

Last week the investment firm of Goldman Sachs made a very generous offer to the City of Philadelphia as part of its three-year-old, $500 million […]

6ABC reports the father of a girl kidnapped this week from a West Philadelphia elementary school has been questioned by police. The girl was found, […]

Let a thousand dirty jokes bloom: An Australian named Matt Corby has posted photo evidence suggesting that Subway’s footlong sandwich packs, instead, a measley 11 […]

Both of Pennsylvania’s senators have reputations for being Second Amendment types who, as the phrase goes, “clint to their guns”—or, at least, their gun-loving voters. […]

On Monday night, police issued an Amber Alert for a 5-year-old girl who was abducted that morning from an elementary school in West Philadelphia. Her […]

So how is the football-loving world greeting news that Oregon coach Chip Kelly is leaving behind amateur college football for the pro ranks? Here’s a […]

The inflatable union rat has reared its ugly head again. This time, the rat is standing (well wobbling, really) at the corner of Broad and […]

It stars the hunky Jenssy Saez.

Nearly two years after being pulled over in Germantown for driving the wrong way down a one-way street (symptoms: glassy eyes, trouble standing. Likely culprit: […]

According to a sports reporter in Oregon, brand new Eagles coach Chip Kelly is “very sharp,” “quick on his feet,” and “he will say something […]

Bill “El Wingador” Simmons, the big, bloated, mullet-toting king of the wing, will have to bow out of the event he’s conquered five times already. […]

Earlier today, Daily News gossip columnist Dan Gross announced via email that he has taken a buyout and will be leaving the newspaper on February […]

In Washington today for Barack Obama’s announcement on gun control, Mike Nutter laid into Florida Senator and would-be-Presidential-hopeful-if-he-didn’t-have-so-many-shady-friends Marco Rubio. Responding to Rubio’s comments that […]