The Phillies Just Signed a Guy Married to a Playboy Model

Lets hope she's not the next Anna Benson.

The Phillies have signed 27-year-old utility man Reid Brignac to a minor-league contract that includes an invitation to spring training. In return, Brignac brings with him a career .221 average and a wife who has posed in Playboy, Lauren Anderson. Tip o’ the hat to Crossing Broad for alerting us to this fact. To give you a sense for the woman–and not just the body–here’s Lauren giving some utterly useless advice on the “best and worst pickup lines.”

By the way, if this arrangement works out the way it has for former Mets pitcher Kris Benson and his former stripper ex-wife Anna Benson, Brignac is a serious liability and should be cut immediately. (Disclaimer: Above photo may or may not be from 11 years ago.)