This Just In: Graham Spanier Is a Bad Tipper Who Eats at the Olive Garden

Graham Spanier, awaiting trial and marooned in State College on bail, is the subject of a Where’s Waldo-style profile in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. Unable to talk to him, it’s a story about how weird it is that Spanier still walks around town like a normal dude. The three most damning allegations lobbed at a man facing accused of covering up the crimes of a child molester: His tipping skills aren’t “commensurate” with his $600,000 income, he likes eating at the Olive Garden, and he has no problem “cutting” the line to get on the bus. There’s a great sitcom in all of this. I’m thinking Homebody, starring Graham Spanier as himself. [Post-Gazette]