In the National Enquirer.
Comedy collective The Panic Hour nails it.
It happened in South Philadelphia last night.
Philadelphia beats out cities like Chicago and Portland.
And what happens next is most unfortunate.
Yes, there was alcohol involved, say police.
The man who killed the rabbi’s wife.
Philadelphia is asking for your experience with the cable giant.
Forget lighting up at dive bars and private clubs.
Buy it now! (You get her whole Philadelphia Freedoms uniform in the deal.)
Passengers are still dealing with weather-related service issues.
Yep, you read that right.
And some people are furious. Some elated.
