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[Update 7:55 am] Philly public schools will close at 12:30 pm today, due to the storm. [Original 5:30 am] CBS Philly reports a big snow storm, […]

Remember last week, when a “polar vortex” hit Philadelphia, and sent temperatures plunging to 3 degrees? Remember how the vortex went away, and by the […]

[UPDATE: 11:54] #UPDATE: All lanes of Walt Whitman Bridge are re-opened after earlier accident caused by icy conditions: http://t.co/Iz5ZTz9Twj — CBS Philadelphia (@CBSPhiladelphia) January 10, […]

Does your job let you slack off because it’s cold outside? No? Sucker. You should be working for the Philadelphia Streets Department.

Baby,  it’ still cold outside:

We sent Philly Mag’s The Scene photographer HughE Dillon out into the plunging temperatures today to document how Philadelphians were enduring the Polar Vortex. We […]

The last time we checked, which was mid-2013, Philadelphia Streets Commissioner David Perri was earning a cool $140,000 per year, which is about $118,000 more […]

As expected, Philadelphians are documenting today’s record cold in photos, videos, and social media: Obligatory cold weather tweet. #Philly pic.twitter.com/pcLVKxPtU0 — Mark Headd (@mheadd) January […]

UPDATE: Philadelphia School District schools are open on Tuesday in spite of the extreme cold overtaking the region, according to district spokesperson Fernando Gallard. Responses […]

Yes, it might feel like spring outside in Philadelphia. It’s definitely not going to stay that way—temps will drop all day and into extreme conditions […]

Thanks to the freezing rain falling on the Philadelphia area on Sunday morning, many roads and sidewalks have become ice covered and are expected to […]

The biggest ratings days of the year for local TV are bad weather days. That’s why the entire weather team comes in, coverage is expanded […]

Yesterday, amply-mocked weatherman John Bolaris told Philly.com readers that Philadelphia could get as much as eight inches of snow — two inches more than his earlier prediction. […]

With any snowstorm in Philadelphia comes people trying to save the parking spots they’ve dug out on the street. They use lawn chairs. They use […]

While the lead story over at the school district is that thanks to Snowstorm Hercules, all Philly public schools are closed, along with what seems […]