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My dog was in the ICU this week. Those are words I never thought I’d write—not because my 11-year-old chihuahua is the picture of perfect […]

So a few months back, the unthinkable happened. It didn’t happen to anyone except me, so I’m pretty much the only one who got bent […]

Delaware Fish and Wild Life officials responded to a call about an alligator walking around a parking lot. They eventually found a three and 1/2 […]

The American Kennel Club recently released its list of the most popular dog breeds in the country. The data also revealed the 1o most popular […]

Television has probably rotted my brain, but I can’t seem to stop watching. Sometimes I enjoy bad TV just as much as good TV. The […]

Who cares if the Eagles didn’t make it to the stinkin’ Super Bowl this year? There was a way awesomer sporting event happening yesterday: the […]

It seems like only yesterday when I was obsessed with a tiny polar bear cub named Knut (pronounced kuh-noot). But it was 2006 and I […]

I’m one of those annoying people who’s prone to complaining about this modern age—despite the fact that I’m in the Cult of Apple; despite the […]

I have never abused my dog. I’ve never beaten her with a stick, but she’s afraid of sticks. Nor have I hit her with the […]

The total number of dead dogs has not yet been reported, but SPCA officials are searching a home in Kensington after finding several dead pit […]

Okay, ladies and gents, we’re back with more stories from the unemployment lines. First an update on my own situation: I have another mystery-employer phone […]

Until a few days ago, I was a dog-show virgin. Given my unfathomable love for  canines—and my exhaustion from the news coming out of Penn […]

The first pair of snow leopard cubs born at the Philadelphia zoo will make their first public appearance tomorrow morning. The cubs—Kimti and Dian—haven’t been […]

Former zoning board chairman David Auspitz once told me that one of his favorite things to do in Philadelphia was to stroll the city streets […]

Due to severe weather, the 5th Annual PAWS Mutt Strut (Halloween parade) was postponed until yesterday. The event, at FDR Park in South Philly, was […]