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Peter Laviolette Is Coaching Youth Hockey and His Players Are Throwing Up

It’s October 25th and there’s still no NHL to be had *shakes fist*. During the lockout, players and coaches are trying to keep busy and […]

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Pennsylvania High School Bans Grinding at Dances

Pennsylvania’s Mt. Lebanon High School has issued a ban on grinding (if you have to ask, you can’t afford it, but our Laurence Roy Stains […]

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City Schools Keep Winter Programs With New Deal

Kids at Philadelphia’s public schools will be able to use gyms and participate in extra-curricular activities thanks to a new deal between the City of […]

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High-School Slut-Shaming Reaches a New Low

I have been to Piedmont, California. Hell, I was born near Piedmont, California. And I am currently thanking god my parents moved before I had […]

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Energy Drinks Might Actually Be Killing People

The Food and Drug Administration is investigating reports that Monster Energy Drink is linked to five deaths and a non-fatal heart attack. Reports of the […]

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If a PA Teen Can’t Have Sex in Casablanca, Where Can He Have Sex?

When I was 16, I went on a high school trip to the then-Soviet Union. The trip was fascinating and horrible all at once, and […]

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Student Sues Over Sex Tape Scandal Suspension

A 16-year-old student has filed a lawsuit against the Schuylkill Valley School District alleging that his four-day suspension over a sex tape scandal was unfair […]

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Jersey Mom Arrested for Slapping Daughter’s Bully

Jersey Mom and Grandmother Charged in Confrontation With Bullies. Jersey’s 28-year-old Rebecca Sardoni and her mother were arrested after they boarded a school bus to […]

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Michael Vick Gets Flat Tire, Gives Speech to Maryland Gymnastics Class

Philadelphia’s starting(?) quarterback was on his way home to Virginia with his family when he got a flat tire in Maryland. Luckily, he was right […]

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Governor Corbett Set to Sign Ban on Sexting

Pennsylvania state legislators recently passed a bill that will punish minors who send sexually explicit messages of themselves or other youths. The anti-sexting legislation is […]

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How America Went From the Five-O’Clock Martini to Butt-Chugging

This week, when Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert referenced the uber-viral video of Tennessee University’s Pi Kappa Alpha frat brothers standing stoically while their lawyer […]

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Cops Say Teen Councilman Destroyed Crops on Drunken Joyride

Kyle Bower—the teenage borough councilman from Lehigh County that was sworn in the same day he pleaded guilty to a slew of charges after throwing […]

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Why Is School Telling My Kid What to Eat?

“Noooooooo, Daddy!” screamed my six-year-old son the other day. With the level of angst in his little voice, you’d think that I was about to […]

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Your Kids Are Injuring Themselves While You LOL and ROFL

Last year, 2.5 million kids under the age of four ended up in American emergency rooms for “nonfatal, nonintentional injuries.” That figure as increased each […]

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Romney T-Shirt Girl Is Leaving School for Good

Samantha Pawlucy—the 16-year-old girl who was ridiculed by her teacher for wearing a Romney-Ryan T-shirt to Charles Carroll High School—will not return to the Port […]