Your Kids Are Injuring Themselves While You LOL and ROFL

Last year, 2.5 million kids under the age of four ended up in American emergency rooms for “nonfatal, nonintentional injuries.” That figure as increased each year since 2007. According to the Wall Street Journal, it’s probably just because parents are too busy thumbing away on their smartphones to pay attention to what little Tommy and Alice Aiden and Lily are doing. Maybe put down the Angry Birds and watch the little ones with both eyes? [Gawker]