Chris Christie
Chris Christie Gets Sentimental on Twitter
Governor Chris Christie is Jersey through and through. He’s seen Springsteen a billion times. He yells at people on the boardwalk. He rolls his eyes […]
Why Did People Stay as Sandy Approached the Jersey Shore?
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was none too pleased with residents that decided to ignore is order to evacuate the barrier islands as Hurricane Sandy […]
President Obama Will Survey Damage in Jersey With Chris Christie
President Barack Obama has announced that he will visit New Jersey on Wednesday to survey the damage caused by Hurricane Sandy. Obama will join Chris […]
VIDEO: Chris Christie Doesn’t Give a Damn About the Election
Who do you think will win next week’s presidential election? Probab—IT DOESN’T MATTER. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie says that he doesn’t give a damn […]
VIDEO: Governor Christie Monopolized Your Television
As Sandy made landfall and residents along the East Coast began to assess the damage brought on by the super storm, New Jersey Governor Chris […]
Who’s to Blame for Gov. Christie’s “Stupid” Non-Evacuators?
Like much of the Delaware Valley, I spent most of Monday obsessively checking my basement for water, securing any potential projectiles near my house, oh, […]
Chris Christie Uses His Power of Belittling People to Save Lives
You didn’t think Chris Christie would just try to organize an evacuation of New Jersey’s most flood-prone areas during a dangerous storm, did you? Nope! […]
Chris Christie Looking Over His Shoulder at Newark Mayor Cory Booker
Newark Mayor Cory Booker—a 43-year-old Democrat with a heavy presence on Twitter and a knack for besting Chris Christie—is reportedly within striking distance of the […]
Chris Christie Talks to Esquire in Baseball Metaphors
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie spoke with Esquire last month for a piece that’s running in the magazine’s November issue. Among the gems from the […]
Chris Christie Says Barack Obama Needs to Drink Red Bull
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was tireless in his effort to make sure that everyone knew that he felt Mitt Romney would run away with […]
Chris Christie’s “I Told Ya So” Tour Heads to Ohio
Heading into Wednesday’s debate, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie couldn’t find a megaphone loud enough to properly inform the nation of his prediction that Mitt […]
Staunch Conservatives in Jersey Are Upset With Governor Christie
Staunch conservatives are upset with Governor Chris Christie over his State Strategic Plan, which some say is socialist and calls for the redistribution of wealth. […]
Chris Christie Helps Brewers, Beer Drinkers in Philly
Governor Chris Christie signed a bill into law, on Friday, that will make life a little easier for brewers in the Garden State. Brewpubs will […]
Saturday Night Live Opens With More Chris Christie Fat Jokes
The 38th season of Saturday Night Live premiered over the weekend. Seth MacFarlane—of Family Guy fame—hosted and Frank Ocean was the musical guest. Unsurprisingly, the […]
Former Director of Education for Chris Christie Fired From Port Authority for Comments to Gawker
Former Christie Rep. Fired for Comments. Former Director of Education for New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, Brandon Brice, has been fired from his post as […]