Celebrities
The Glorious Time Drake Was Denied Access to the Miami Heat Locker Room
Allow me to indulge my rooting interests for a moment. I am a rabid disliker of LeBron James and the Miami Heat. If you figure […]
Five Tiger Traps for Woods to Avoid
Perhaps you, like me, heard that the U.S. Open was coming to Ardmore and thought, “Ooh, tennis.” Then you heard it was a golf thing […]
New Dr. J Documentary Better Viewing Than Anything the Sixers Have Done Recently
The Doctor begins with archival footage of Magic Johnson asking Isaiah Thomas for his favorite memory of Julius Erving. The Hall of Famers smile as […]
Brad Pitt Delights King of Prussia Audience for Exactly One Minute
Brad Pitt made a surprise appearance at the King of Prussia Mall yesterday. A screening of his big-budget zombie flick World War Z, which was […]
Heidi Klum’s Parenting 101: Pay Off Your Kids
If I were to tell you that I know a child who is given a $50-$60 video game for every week that he attends school, […]
Here’s My Problem With Angelina Jolie’s Scare Tactics
Saint Angelina is getting on my nerves. I’ve used this space before to vent my feelings about the emaciated, leg-jutting, holier-than-thou Angelina Jolie, and the […]
Michael Douglas: I Got Throat Cancer From Cunnilingus
Cancer-free Michael Douglas, to the Guardian: “Without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papilloma virus] which actually comes about […]
Top 5 “Hot Mess” Celebrities in Need of Help Not Harm
First of all, a disclosure: I’m not a doctor, I’m a journalist. That means I can’t provide any medical diagnoses, only self-righteous opinions about pop […]
HBO’s Liberace: Never Have So Many Sequins Been So Boring
As one of the butchest actors around, Michael Douglas hardly seems the logical choice to play Liberace. Likewise for Matt Damon as Liberace’s lover, […]
Diddy Was in Harrisburg Yesterday, Pimping His Vodka
Diddy, aka Sean Combs, is an official endorser of Ciroc vodka. Which explains why the erstwhile rapper was in nightlife, USA, yesterday meeting with the […]
Maxim Hot 100 Girls Have Philly-Area Roots
What does the Maxim Hot 100 and the race for city controller have in common? Pretty much nothing, save for the fact that both involve […]
Fairmount Park Conservancy Gala
The Fairmount Park Conservancy hosted its 6th annual fundraising gala last week, and this year’s honorees included The Dow Chemical Company, Jane Pepper, Blaine Bonham, […]
Beyonce Reveals the Power of the Fake Boob
Oh Beyonce, you’ve put me in a bad position this time. I defended you when you took over multiple rooms while giving birth to Blue […]
Seth Meyers Is Perfect for Late Night
My eyes lit up when I read that NBC was replacing Jimmy Fallon with Seth Meyers on the Late Night show. I only started watching […]
Alas, Kacie McDonnell Not Leaving Fox 29 to Marry Prince Harry
Fox 29 traffic reporter Kacie McDonnell stalked Prince Harry during the royal Jersey Shore visit today, but alas, her dreams of becoming SILs with Kate […]