The Glorious Time Drake Was Denied Access to the Miami Heat Locker Room
Allow me to indulge my rooting interests for a moment. I am a rabid disliker of LeBron James and the Miami Heat. If you figure out where I’m from and Google “2012 Eastern Conference Championship,” you will know why. So last night wasn’t a good night. But here’s a little something to lift your spirits, if you too bear an irrational, deep-seated hatred of the just-crowned NBA champions.
Part of what makes the Heat so obnoxious are its fans: They don’t know anything about basketball, they come late and leave early, and they are largely comprised of carpetbagging bandwagoner celebrities who want a piece of LeBron. Like Drake. Who was gloriously barred from entering the clubhouse yesterday. Delicious.