Bad Behavior
Philadelphia Murder Rate Drops to 45-Year Low
Only in Philadelphia would we celebrate 115 recorder murders on record. For the past 10 years or so, we’ve clocked a minimum of 300 murders […]
Police Issue Citations, Make No Arrests at Recent Marijuana Legalization Protest
The marijuana menace apparently has not yet been eradicated from out fair city. On Sunday, radical group of protestors, united under the “Smoke Down Prohibition” […]
Main Line Realtors Accused of Planting Dead Animals on Neighbor’s Driveway
Andrea Straub, an agent at Prudential Fox & Roach, along with her fellow realtor husband Jonathan, has been accused by police of depositing a dead snake […]
The Sad, Sad Auction of Monica Lewinsky’s Lingerie
Bidding on Lot #375 closes at 8 p.m. today. What’s up for auction? “An Extraordinary Lot of Items From Monica Lewinsky — Used by Kenneth […]
The Letter Seth Williams Doesn’t Want His Employees to See [UPDATED]
Recently, sources inside the Philadelphia District Attorney’s Office have been buzzing about a letter that was sent to many of the office’s employees by some […]
David Evangelista Defends Paula Deen on Facebook
So, unhealthy foods czarina Paula Deen finally made it to the Today show this morning to sit down with Matt Lauer and apologize for being […]
NFL’s Bernard Pierce Carjacked in Philly
USA Today: Baltimore Ravens running back Bernard Pierce is “doing OK” after he was the victim of a carjacking in Philadelphia last Sunday, his agent […]
WATCH: Paula Deen Apologizes for Racist Remarks
Earlier this week, it came out that Paula Deen might be just a little bit racist. Then on Friday morning, she didn’t show up for […]
Two Women Kicked Out of Upper Darby McDonald’s for Steamy Bathroom Tryst
Yes, you read that right. Customers were not pleased to discover two Upper Darby women “engaged in some type of sexual activity” in a McDonald’s […]
Quite Possibly Drunk Philly Guy Slaps Airline Pilot in DC
53-year-old Donald Gee, a Philly guy who appears to be seriously intoxicated, attempted to attack a pilot today at D.C.’s Dulles International Airport. (What is […]
Why Aren’t Vegetarians Offended by Ranch Dressing?
I am getting offended by how easily everyone else is offended and how much energy folks put into being angry about … nothing. “Offended” gets […]
City Declares War on Bicycles*
Watch out John Street: the Philadelphia police will no longer tolerate your wanton defiance of bicycle laws. The 5-0 announced Wednesday that a whole 12 […]
Michael Nutter Penalized After Forgetting to Pay His Gas Bill
Mayors, they’re just like (some of) us. Mayor Michale Nutter’s Office confirmed that a lien was placed on Nutter’s Wynnefield home by the Common Pleas […]
White Supremacist Stork Is Bringing Another Nazi Baby to Jersey
You’ll remember Heath Campbell, the New Jersey neo-Nazi who gave his children German names, lost custody of them, then thought wearing a Nazi uniform to […]
We Told You the FBI Wouldn’t Find Jimmy Hoffa
Yesterday, in the asterisk to the headline of this post, we noted that nobody ever finds Jimmy Hoffa, no matter how close they think they’re […]