Madonna and The Roots Perform “Holiday” With Toy Instruments on The Tonight Show

Madonna was on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon last night, and as you might expect she practically took over the whole show. Three Madge segments are making their way around the Internet this morning, including a performance of “Holiday” on toy instruments with Fallon and Philly’s The Roots. (What are those weird hand thingies Questlove is holding?)

She also performed her single “Bitch I’m Madonna,” with Temple alum Diplo on the turntables. The spectacle started out with a fun dance party backstage:

And finally, she pulled off an actually funny standup comedy bit after she told Fallon that it was her dream to be a comedian. She joked about dating younger men and name-dropped a few artists in the around-5-minute routine.