The Weather Won’t Suck This Weekend

But then it will suck again.

A couple of things to know about this weekend:

• Daylight savings begins! Spring your clock forward an hour on Saturday night, so that when you wake up the next day you’ll be tired, groggy and disoriented! But hey, an extra hour of sun at the end of the day!

• The weather on Saturday might not suck:

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It’s enough to bring tears to our eyes. So: Damn John Bolaris to hell for this bit of forecasting:

Right now, computer models are suggesting that some type of a storm accompanied by snow, sleet and rain will spread through the Ohio Valley, with a secondary storm taking shape somewhere along the Mid-Atlantic coast. The time frame for this potential winter storm would fall right around March 12-13.

Sigh. It’ll never not be winter again.