Chris Christie Will Be Listening to Bruno Mars This Weekend

Truly unable to think of any Jersey Shore-appropriate music to listen to this weekend? Like, haven’t heard a new song in 40 years and are desperate? The guv has you covered.

Featuring a few Bruces and one Southside Johnny, it’s not an altogether surprising set list. That said, Christie’s really losing cred with “Let’s Get It Started” and “Have A Nice Day,” which may be Bon Jovi’s worst song ever. And anything by Fun. is unacceptable, whatever Lena Dunham says.