Tom Corbett to Write A Regular, Probably Dull Column for Philly.com

Joining the ranks of esteemed scribes Bernie Parent and “sexologist” Jill McDevitt, Tom Corbett will soon debut a regular column on Philly.com. We assume that like them, he will not be compensated. The site posted a Q&A with the governor and his wife today in which the pair come across very “Leave it to Beaver.” Some highlights:

If you could interview anyone, past or present, who would it be?

Tom: Abraham Lincoln.

What TV show is currently your DVR/On Demand obsession?

Tom: Vikings on the History Channel

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

Tom: I would be better at learning new languages.

Like…Spanish!