Penn Lecturer Being Investigated for “Indecent Exposure”

OK. We don’t know who he/she is, or what he/she did. But we do know that police are investigating two alleged incidents that took place in Houston Hall this semester that went something like this: “A person expose[d] his or her genitals in any public place or in any place where others are present.”

We also know that he/she (oh, come on, he) was not a full-time faculty member, but did teach Anthropology. Which may give him more leeway in the flashing department than a computer science professor would be granted. [DP]